Tuesday, October 25, 2011
The (seemingly) Endless Verginess of the Verge
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Musings on Carnivorous Horses

Friday, October 7, 2011
The End of the World as We Know It: The Latest in Apocalyptic Fiction
When I was in high school, I was convinced I would never make it out. Maybe all teens have a touch of this fatalistic sense—that they can’t possibly ever grow old, that no way can the world keep spinning, especially as you begin to look around and notice what a big mess things are. Wars, natural disasters, disease, never mind the cruddy way people generally treat each other. And teens are very stuck in the moment, thinking that things can never be so horrible as they are NOW, for THEM. When I was a teen, the Soviets shot down an airliner that had strayed into their airspace and the news was talking about how it might be the start of World War Three. The nuclear war disaster flick The Day After came out on TV, and I stayed up late to watch it. I believed that it was only a matter of time before some loony warmonger pushed the wrong button. The signs were everywhere…
But here I am. Older than I ever thought I’d be, raising two teens who are noticing the sometimes sad state of the world and wondering how it can possibly go on like this. My son read Cormac McCarthy’s post apocalyptic nightmare The Road a few months ago and asked me if we should start stockpiling canned goods. I’ve read that book too and halfway through found myself scrolling around on Mormon websites. (They have really good tips on rotating your pantry, in case anyone’s wondering.)
Last week I read the new novel everyone is buzzing about, a YA version of The Road that has the added element of zombies. Like the poor survivors of the apocalypse need anything else to worry about. The book is Ashes by Ilsa Bick and it’s brilliant. I’m giving you fair warning here. If you get your hands on it, clear your schedule. You won’t be able to put it down. Having a well-stocked pantry will help too, so you won’t have to worry about that while you’re reading. Also, you might want to reconsider your squeamishness about guns. Guns are big in this book. You need them to fight off the freaking zombies.
Before I sell you on Ashes, I want to say a word about dystopian fiction (a fancy way of describing End of the World books). This is the latest trend in YA fiction. I don’t know if it’s ever not been a trend. But it’s very big right now and kind of bleeding into other genres such as fantasy and science fiction. These books all have their own take on the apocalypse and/or its aftermath. Here are a few of the really good ones I’ve read lately, in no particular order:
1. The new classic that all of these are measured against is the Hunger Games series by Suzanne Collins. If you’ve been living under a rock, here's the rundown: a sick, gritty society emerges after the end of the world in which kids compete in real-life, Survivor-style games for the entertainment of the privileged. The “lucky” selected boy/girl pairs are thrown onto a nightmare TV show set where they literally must kill each other. It’s horrifying, addictive, thought provoking and masterfully written. And there’s a movie coming out soon. Added bonus: all three books have been written so you can read them all without waiting.
2. Dark Inside by Jeyn Roberts (official release date is November 2011) is a teen twist on Stephen King’s The Stand. The narrative alternates between the points of view of various kids across the country as the end of the world begins. There’s an added pressure of townspeople turning on each other in zombie-like rage. And there will be sequels. In fact all of the books on my list are part of a series. Something that sort of ticks me off. Can’t a book just END anymore? Give the reader a satisfying conclusion? Tie up all the loose ends in one neat volume? Apparently not.
3. Matched and Crossed by Ally Condie. I’ve blogged about these before because they are SO good. They take place well after the apocalypse and society has evolved and/or degenerated to the point that nearly everything is decided for its members, including who they will marry. One girl buys into all of this until she’s mistakenly given two “matches,” which gets her questioning the system and wondering what else the powers that be have gotten wrong.
4. Across the Universe by Beth Revis is dystopian on a space ship. The world is so messed up a few scientists volunteer to be cryogenically frozen and put on a ship for hundreds of years to start anew on another planet. A larger number of volunteers have been running the ship and their descendants grow up not knowing exactly how it all started. One girl who is frozen with her parents wakes up to find that someone has (inadvertently/purposely?) pulled the plug on her. And the ship she’s trapped on is VERY unlike the world she left behind.
5. Ashfall by Mike Mullin. More realistic and therefore more disturbing. The super volcano lying (supposedly) dormant under Yellowstone erupts and destroys half the country. A fifteen year old boy has the bad luck to have been left home alone for the weekend while his parents visit relatives he doesn’t particularly feel like visiting. The book is his horrifying journey to find his family.
6. Delirium by Lauren Oliver. Long after the apocalypse we find ourselves in a world where love is defined as a disease. The solution is some kind of surgery to take away desire. Our heroine is all set for her cure when she falls in love. Teen girls LOVE this book. And adults (okay, just women, let’s be honest here) will read it and remember those crazed romantic feelings churned up when they first fell.
And now to Ashes.
The author Ilsa Bick (and let me just pause to say that I love the name Ilsa) throws her heroine Alex into a non-stop, heart-pounding, terrifying adventure. At the beginning, ironically, Alex's world already feels like it’s over. She has a brain tumor and knows she’s dying. Her parents died years before and because the tumor robbed Alex of her sense of smell, she can hardly remember them anymore (funny how closely our memories and sense of smell are intertwined). On a final trip to say goodbye—Alex is hiking in the mountains to scatter her parents’ ashes—BAM—comes the end of the world. In this case it’s an electromagnetic pulse which destroys all electronic devices and causes most people to drop dead. (Sheesh, do we need another fear?) Throw in a bratty kid and a marine on the run/possible romantic interest. Also add flesh-eating zombies. And a cliffhanger at the end of EVERY chapter that amps up the tension to heights you can’t imagine. Ilsa isn’t totally heartless. SPOILER ALERT: Alex gets her sense of smell back. And possibly a super power. Another warning: there will be sequels. That you will have to wait for.
Not sure what it is exactly that attracts me to these end of the world books. My son, after his class read The Road and his classmates dragged around depressed for weeks, has a theory that these novels aren’t as dark as they appear on the surface. Sure, they take the negative elements of our world to their extreme and terrifying conclusions, but in the end, there is always at least one person standing. See, these books are really about the resiliency of the human spirit. If that volcano explodes or we poison ourselves or blow the planet to smithereens, someone’s going to be left to carry on.
Let’s hope it’s a couple of kids.
With possibly a gun. And some nonperishable food.
Friday, September 30, 2011
Still on the Verge
But mostly what I got were more passes, or worse, nothing. As in, no response at all from what I picture as extremely young, over-worked editors, demoralized in the face of this dismal economy and general state of malaise when it comes to the future of the book industry. That, or else they’re all out having a grand time strolling the streets of Manhattan and sipping coffee in outdoor cafes and traveling around giving speeches at conferences for audiences of eager/deluded beginning writers (I get this image from following these editors on Twitter. Lately my Twitter feed reminds me more and more of high school when I was sitting off at a side table eating soggy French fries while gazing longingly at the popular group, laughing it up and clearly living more exciting lives then I ever would. I know this is a weird digression, but it occurs to me that there’s a revealing clue in here about why I spend my days writing about angsty teenagers. Or maybe not.)
It’s freakily true, though. When I first met Donna and we were comparing journeys, she said something like, you’re way further ahead than I am. (She is very sweet. Did I mention this?) And she went on to say, it’s like you’re on the highway and you’ve got your blinker on and the exit’s coming up and you’re about to veer off.
In other words, she was saying I was on the verge. When I started this blog last year (Sept 30, 2010, to be exact), I believed that I was just about to get off the interstate. I had no idea that the exit ramp was so far away. I’ve had my blinker on for miles now. Sometimes I’m tempted to turn the stupid thing off. But that’s only on a really gray day. Mostly, I just keep driving along. I’ve got a decent gps system. Apparently, I’ve got an endless gas tank. My windshield is mostly bug free. I’m not stopping.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Top YA Picks for Fall
A few months ago I was on a bad book reading roll. Not sure how this happened exactly. Just that the YA books that came across my desk—advanced review copies as well as stuff that I’d bought or checked out of the library or had handed down to me through the teen grapevine (which consists of my fourteen year old daughter and her friends)—weren’t doing it for me. The plots were too familiar. The romances were too sappy. (I’m really really really tired of the love triangle/two hot guys going for the same girl shtick. It’s boring. Never mind unrealistic.) The writing style veered from over-written and smugly literary to worse, hackneyed crap. Is that a literary term? It should be. The point is, all these bad books were getting me down, making me question the publishing industry. WHY! I wanted to shout to the barely out of their teens editors in their high rise buildings gazing out their windows at the NYC skyline. WHY are you putting this gunk out there?
Maybe they read my mind. Because lately I’ve been on a very good book reading roll. I’ve blogged about some of these novels already (see my review of Brooklyn, Burning by Steve Brezenoff), but I’ve got a whole slew of others almost equally worthy of my high praise. (A word here, about what my high praise actually means. Nothing. I’m just a person who’s read hundreds, maybe thousands of books over my lifetime and who happens to be on a YA kick at the moment. Because I aspire to write YA fiction. And because I am secretly still sixteen years old.) What follows is merely my humble opinion about a handful of books that are on sale now (or just about to go on sale). Here they are in no particular order:
Juliet Immortal by Stacey Jay. Did you ever see the TV show Quantum Leap? This may date me, but it was about a guy whose soul jumped from body to body. Each episode he found himself stuck inside some stranger who had a problem that needed to be solved before he could leap again. Juliet Immortal takes that general idea and gives it a Shakespearean twist. The soul jumping around is Juliet from Romeo and Juliet. Each time she lands in a new body, she’s got a mission to find and helpfully nudge together two clueless lovers. Complicating matters is that Romeo is leaping into bodies too, except he’s working for the dark side, the side that tries to make couples turn on each other. Violently. Also he hates Juliet and wants to kill her. Very clever book that any teen girl who has to read Romeo and Juliet (meaning, all of them) will love. This one’s easy to find in a bookstore. Cool-looking cover. Has its own floor display.
The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer by Michelle Hodkin has a cool cover too. An ethereal-looking girl is floating, her face half under water. Some guy’s floating behind her, holding her, keeping her afloat. Or maybe he’s trying to tug her back down. This book was a page-turner and I—who usually guess where a plot is going fairly quickly—did NOT guess this one until I was nearly finished. Main character wakes up from a coma. She’s been in an accident that killed three of her friends. She remembers nothing. But now she’s having strange hallucinations and weird, possibly psychotic episodes. There’s a cute boy, of course. But only one. He’s got a secret too. Kind of annoyed at the end to know I’m going to have to wait for the sequel.
Aside: Sequels are big these days. There are pros and cons to them. The pro, from a reader standpoint, is that you get to revisit characters you love and fall back into a world you enjoyed visiting. Also, when there are breathless, cliff-hanging endings, of course, you want to see what will happen next. From the publishing standpoint, sequels are good investments. They’ve got a built-in fan base and conceivably the author can just keep churning out the next installment. The con is that readers have to WAIT for them to come out. And many sequels fail to live up to the originals. You just know the authors are pressured to keep stuff going they’d probably be happy to retire. I’ve also heard that some authors are instructed to split what was originally written as a stand-alone book into two books or three. This offends me as an artist. But I can’t imagine anyone will lose sleep over my opinion. For the foreseeable future, sequels are here to stay.
All These Things I’ve Done by Gabrielle Zevin will likely have a sequel, and I am eagerly awaiting it. This book is the hardest to characterize. Maybe because it has such an original voice and plot, kind of a take off on a David Copperfield-style novel with chapter titles like, “I Defend My Own Honor” and “We Mourn Again; I Learn the Definition of Internecine.” It’s set in a not so distant future where chocolate is illegal. The main character’s father was a mafia type crime boss (he’s dead now; the victim of a hit) who peddled chocolate on the black market. Complications ensue when the girl’s ex-boyfriend eats poisoned chocolate and she’s accused of the crime. Oh, and she falls in love with the son of the new get-tough-on-crime D.A. I need to read some reviews of this book to see how others describe it, because I can see I’m failing miserably here. Please, just read it.
Last but not least, Bluefish by Pat Schmatz. So happy I came upon this precious book. It’s nothing like the others I’ve read lately. Not commercial in the least. No flashy cover (just a picture of little blue fish). I highly doubt there will be a sequel. This is one of those throwbacks, “quiet books,” I think they call them, that I didn’t know were published anymore, and I must give three cheers to Candlewick Publishing for putting it out there. Beautifully written and character driven. Alternates points of view between Travis, the new kid in town, living with his flawed grandfather, grieving over his missing dog, and hiding a secret. He can't read. And Velveeta, who is as dramatic and outspoken as Travis is quiet. Her secret is she lives in a trailer park and often spends nights away from her neglectful mother who doesn't seem to notice. Enter: a teacher who tries to help. This description makes the book sound more sentimental and cliched than it is. (I think that's the only problem with the book--that it DOES have kind of a stereotypical plot idea.) But it works. You really care about these kids, and while there are no neat solutions to their problems, there is hope in the ending.
And before I sign off, here's one more plug for several books I reviewed before, now officially on the market:
Ashfall by Mike Mullin. About the volcano at Yellowstone that explodes and leads to a stranded teen taking a dystopian-nightmare of an adventure across the country to find his parents. (This book has the Teen-staying-up-all-night-to-finish-reading-it Seal of Approval. That was what my daughter told me, bleary-eyed, the next morning, anyway.)
Lola and the Boy Next Door. Sweet, fresh, and true-to-life-ish love story by Stephanie Perkins.
The Beginning of After by Jennifer Castle. Realistic and heartbreaking story of a girl and the year after her family dies in a car accident.
So there you have it. September is a darned good month for new releases. Take it from me,
Your humble avid YA reader
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Review of Steve Brezenoff's Brooklyn, Burning
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Perfect Pitch
For most of my writing career (and I use the word career here in the loosest sense) I took what I like to call the Field of Dreams approach to submitting my work. Do you remember in that movie how the Kevin Costner character constructed a baseball field in his cornfield and there was that God-like voice intoning IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME? In other words, carve out a cool baseball field in the boonies of Iowa or Nebraska or wherever the heck Kevin lived, and people will just intuitively sense that it’s there, drop everything they’re doing, pile their families into their cars, and drive out to watch a ball game. (Hey. It could happen.) Whenever I had what I believed was a cool finished novel, I’d do the Field of Dreams thing, and send it out into the publishing world attached to something along the lines of this:
Dear Editor,
Enclosed please find my book. Thank you for reading it.
Wow. I know. Talk about attention grabbers. I was so adorably hopeful back then. I honestly thought that editors, like nostalgic baseball fans, could somehow feel the cosmic shift in the Creative Universe when they opened my submission. Oddly, sometimes the strategy worked and I did get a few kind editors to read and even occasionally send me encouraging feedback.
But I don’t recommend going this route. If you’re serious about traditional publishing, you’re eventually going to have to buckle down and write a pitch. I wish I could give you some helpful advice. Sadly, there’s a very big part of me that is still standing in the cornfield turned baseball diamond hoping the editors will magically appear. I have a block when it comes to writing pitches. It’s weird. I’m a writer, so theoretically I should have the skills. I write reviews of other people’s books. You’d think I’d be able to write about my own.
Maybe part of my problem is that I’ve heard so much conflicting advice over the years about what editors/agents want in a pitch.
1. Write it like it’s the inside flap of a book, I heard an editor say once.
2. Whatever you do, don’t write it like the inside flap of a book, said someone else.
3. Write in the same voice of the book to give the editor a sense of your writing style
4. Keep a professional tone. Don’t be clever and try to write it like one of the characters
5. Make it a mash up. Charlotte’s Web meets Twilight set at a school like Hogwarts, for example
6. Stay away from comparisons. Your book is not like a classic. So just get over yourself
You get the point. Apparently, editors and agents expect different things from a pitch. So you’re going to have to do your homework and check out their guidelines and follow them to the letter. There are a few hard and fast rules that I will share with you. If you send your pitch the old fashioned way (in the mail), for God’s sake, don’t include cutesy stuff like rainbow stickers or scented paper or glitter. My friend Deb would disagree with me heartily, but there is NOTHING more annoying than an explosion of glitter on your desktop. If you’re on Twitter, don’t do what this poor deluded sap did recently—he mass tweeted a bunch of editors and agents with what basically amounted to a link to his book and a demand that they read it. Yikes. I can’t imagine that obnoxious tactic led to many takers. One editor even tweet-berated him for all to see.
Not to lapse into a previous blog, but one of the great perks of having an agent was I could merrily avoid writing a pitch. SHE wrote it for me and when editors passed on looking at my book, I had the nice smug feeling that what they were rejecting was actually my agent’s take on the book and not anything related to me. But enough self-pity. The reality is that I’m back to square one (or to keep my lame baseball metaphor going, first base) and I need to buck up and do the work myself. Not only to snag an editor's attention, but to keep it.
Here’s something I learned from reviewing ARCs (advanced review copies of books). Every so often, they’re so far in advance that they don’t have an inside flap or a blurb written on the back. A reader picks the book up and has no idea what it is. Is this meant for middle schoolers or young adults? Is it a romance or a mystery or a heart-wrenching drama? She's opening the book blindly with no idea what’s inside, and the truth is, that makes it difficult to start reading. It would be helpful if there were some kind of hook--a smidgen of a description of what’s inside to whet her interest--a pitch.
Otherwise she might stay on the sidelines of that cornfield forever, with no idea that there’s this really awesome baseball diamond right on the other side of the cornstalks.


