Vacation Mode

This beach is like every beach and I immediately love it. The expanse of ocean. The sand. What’s different are the perfectly smooth black stones. They’re everywhere. I want to take all of them, but I limit myself to two. It’s only the first day of vacation. I should pace myself. 

It’s the same at dinner. The restaurant is known for its blueberry pie, but I pass on it. I can’t eat a piece of blueberry pie! I just ate a lobster roll! My husband is flipping through the guidebook, and we’re both overwhelmed by all the things to see and do. We’re still in travel mode, the packing and cleaning, the last-minute odds and ends you have to take care of before you go out of town, such as water the houseplants and buy dogfood, and speaking of the dog, will she be okay with the dog sitter?  

Also, I’m still stuck at the airport where the woman in front of us in the security line got flagged because she didn’t have an ID with her. She seemed genuinely confused that she needed one. Do you have anything with your name on it, the security guard asked. A credit card? A medication bottle? No, the woman said. See, her traveling companion pointed out to her. I told you! 

I was half laughing as my husband and I were waved past them. Feeling smug, I took off my shoes and belt like a pro, expertly set up my basket with my carry-on bag and laptop. Two minutes later, I was flagged by security for walking through the scanner with my cell phone in my back pocket. Someone had to pat me down. She was really nice about it.

I promise I will never judge anyone ever again. 

Back on the beach with the smooth black stones, it is warm and you can smell the ocean. My husband and I walk along the shore for a few minutes. We have a whole plan in our heads of how this week will go, the hotels picked out, the little towns we’ll stop in along the way. But I already know we’ll veer off the plan. A few days in and fully in vacation mode, we’ll take a third stone. I’ll eat the blueberry pie.